Top Five Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Work


Everyone needs a little top 5 action every now and again.  After getting this particular emailed foward, I decided that I would share it with you.  Without further adeu….

5.     They told me at the Blood Bank that this might happen.


4.     This is just a 15-minute power nap; they raved about it in the Time Management Course you sent me to


3.     Whew!  Guess I left the top off on this white-out bottle sitting here on my desk.  You probably got here just in time.


2.     Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?


And the number 1 thing to say


1.     Raise your head slowly and say, “….in Jesus name, Amen.”

Use these at your own risk and in no particular order.

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