How To Lose Your Man Card In 5 Simple Steps


I’m doing this post because: “These are my confessions…just when I thought I said all I could say…”
  • Watch an entire episode of Heart of Dixie instead of Monday Night Football
  • Have a natural baritone voice and try to sing falsetto in the shower
  • In an XS (better than Red Bull)-driven stupor playing ball, tell your friends that you will challenge Chuck Norris to a fight any day of the week excluding Sundays (why would you dare do that?  that’s a simple death wish)
  • Steal my girl’s fruity smelling lotion and secretly like it
  • Missing a high five and attempting a re-do.  Certainly not manly…There’s only one take allowed. (from the man laws)

The moral of the story is…MAN UP!!  2012 better be different! LOL!

Have a great weekend everyone.

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6 thoughts on “How To Lose Your Man Card In 5 Simple Steps

  1. HEY! I love Hart of Dixie, I’d love it if my man watched it with me. I wouldn’t do him wrong by telling his friends though lol.

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